Episode 3 Transcript

*Opens on Shannon, Reese, and Michael on a zoom call. Shannon's camera is turned off so you only see a picture of him. Reese is wearing a black shirt and headphones, with a backward hat. Michael is wearing a beige shirt.*

Michael: "Our first fan mail!" *Michael holds up a sheet of notebook paper with "CUPS OR STIX - HEATHER" written poorly on it* "Um, Heather from Honolulu writes 'Do you guys prefer Reese's peanut butter cups or Reese's sticks?' *puts down paper* Well, I'm more of a cups guy myself."

Shannon: *long pause* "STICKS"

Reese: "You know, I think I'm a little to old to be like *finger quotes* into *end finger quotes* a candy.

*slight pause. Michael takes the fanmail and crumples it into a ball, tossing it over his shoulder*

*Outro graphic displays, the words "30 Second Podcast" are engulfed in poorly drawn flames that turn into a smiley face. Outro music- "The 30 Second PODCAAAAST"*

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