Episode 9 Transcript

*Open on Shannon, Reese, and Michael on a zoom call. Everyone is smiling. Shannon is wearing a baby blue shirt, Michael is wearing a green shirt, Reese is wearing a dark navy blue shirt and a sombrero. There is another picture of Shannon for some reason*

Reese: “Alright, boys, you know what time it is- what’s your favorite bug?”

*Michael and Reese are still smiling, Shannon immediately loses his smile. There is a brief pause*

Shannon: “Bugs?”

Reese: “Yeah”

Shannon (yelling): “BUGS?! My fans don’t want to hear about BUGS *slams table* They want to hear about ME. *Shannon continues banging the table while getting noticeably angrier* Read the comments, Reese. Read the comments, Michael. It’s about ME. They wanna hear more about Shannon. It’s the Shannon Show. And you guys are RUINING it for me.” *small pause, Shannon shifts to more calm* “I’m going solo. I quit.”

*Michael and Reese look stunned and there is a pause. Reese takes off his sombrero*

Michael: “… Are you guys wearing the same shirts from last week?”

*Outro graphic displays, the words "30 Second Podcast" are engulfed in poorly drawn flames that turn into a smiley face. Outro music plays but is cut off "THE THIRTY SECOND PO-"*

Shannon's voice: "Shut up"

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